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The Secret Diaries of Fake Janice Combs: It Ain't a Rumor: I WERKED The Pole!

  • faux maya angelou · 1 year ago
    F.J. it's one thing to not let go of those blonde weaves, to wear those off-da-shoulder KOTOUR outfits sans brassiere, and zomby looking contacts. But we (Creole Pimp, Fake Frankie, Faux Maya and the rest of 'we) draw the damn line. tell that son of yours with the serious overbite to install that fire pole in your home, and save us the drama of envisioning u doing gawd knows what on that pole. U ain't a fireman!! you'z a grandmotha!

    I'm going to write an unauthorized biography about you!
    help us lawd!
  • Frankie F. Baby · 1 year ago
    No class... SMH
  • nba news · 1 year ago
    Thank you i was looking for something like this
  • richardtgeiser · 6 months ago
    First she all "easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl "on some Carrie Bradshaw goes to Paris to see Alexander stuff.Then she segued to Sex and the City the Movie and took to her bed with a Snickers Bar and a fifth of Patron (okay I made the Patron part up) like when Big left Carrie standing at the altar www.chase.com and took to her bed and didn't wash for 4 days. .... What? Well she didn't? You know that hammer was funky...oh nevermind.And that shifty, beady-eyed Dion child? I sent a test messaage blast to Sean: "Somethin not right about that boy, SJ." Sean woulda woke up one morning with Dion standing over his bed with a hatchet in his hand.
  • seansimekball · 5 months ago
    This little boy and his buddies are lucky to be breathing. Marcus is a GOOD man and a highly trained and discliplined Navy SEAL. These boys are going to learn the "Hard" way that they have just made the mistake of a nfcu lifetime. I sincerely HOPE they "run into" Marcus on the street somewhere... now that they know who "THEY SHOULDNT have F'ked with"... They are not even REMOTELY in his league - or Universe. They need their asses beat badly.. I'm sure there are some Good Ole boys out there in the area that know these retards?